What the hell are you doing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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