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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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