- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

You're a big fat monkey.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

david poredos

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

knock knock There's no door

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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