What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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