- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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