- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

what is the color of a burp burple

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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