- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Man U

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

The Holocaust

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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