Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

An Asian man fails a math test

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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