- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did david give back? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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