- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

How high is a Chinaman

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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