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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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