- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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