your life

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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I have a gay camel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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