What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What's two plus two? Window

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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