What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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It says so on your cap.

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Your mom.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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