What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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