What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Poop.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

A seal walks into a club.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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