Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Get on the boat.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

tommy is retared

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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