- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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