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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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