Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Anti Joke

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