why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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