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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what tall and looks like a jew?

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Whats better than 24? 25.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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