- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

tommy is retared

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

How high is a Chinaman

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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