- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Black people stink of shite!

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

You know what's cool? Yep.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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