A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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punchline below punchline above

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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