- Anti Joke

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Men's rights

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

religion

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

No your aunties a joke