- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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