What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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A shark ate your mom

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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8--------------------- penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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