What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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