- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

im not food

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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