- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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