How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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