- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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