- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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