- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

It says so on your cap.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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