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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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