- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

John Stamos.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

* anti-punchline

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