Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Get on the boat.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

I bet you read this. Told ya.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

tommy is retared

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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