- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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