Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Life

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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