Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

How high is a Chinaman

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

tommy is retared

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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