- Anti Joke

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did? Yes

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison