- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

100 chefs walk into a bar

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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