- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

The Female Orgasm

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Vagina.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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