- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

scientology.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

hola said the chinese man

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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