Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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