- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

what is the color of a burp burple

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

im not food

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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