How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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