- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

How you know when dislextic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Where's my tractor?

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

haha black people :D

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