- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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