- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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