Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Your mam is so fat.

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