- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Boys have swag, real men have class

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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