A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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69

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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CAS

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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