- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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