- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

ecks! why zee?

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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