- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

A seal walks into a club.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Poop.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Women's rights

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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