why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

pee

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

jibby jobby

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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