- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

I regret everything.....

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

i keep getting thumbs down...

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

squash squash who squash my ass

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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