Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

John Stamos.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Queens Park rangers

* anti-punchline

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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