I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

You will not press the like button.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

(Insert joke here)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Anti Joke

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