- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

You are joking right?

You will not press the like button.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

knock knock whos their a person

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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