Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Knock knock come in.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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