- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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