- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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