- Anti Joke

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!