- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??