Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

(Insert joke here)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Get on the boat.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

tommy is retared

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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