A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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kill yourself

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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