Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Once upon a time

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

I have suicidal thoughts

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Horse with a chair on his head.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

homosexuals are gay

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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