You are joking right?

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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knock knock whos their a person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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