- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

why did the man die? he was shot

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Female rights.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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