Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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