A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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