A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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William wright is Gay

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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