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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

"...."-Hellen Keller

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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