- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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