your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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so the weather's nice...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Anti Joke

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