Coldpaly is a good band

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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sadf

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ecks! why zee?

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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